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Two paperback copies of Mommy and Daddy Have Tattoos, one wrapped in a red ribbon with a gift tag that says One to keep, one to give, and a badge: $13.99 for both

HOLIDAY DEAL · THROUGH DEC 31

Buy one, get one.

Two copies for $13.99

+ $6 flat shipping. $19.99 total, delivered.

One for your kid's shelf, one to give. Mommy and Daddy Have Tattoos is the picture book for kids who ask about Mom and Dad's ink.

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🎄 Going under a tree? Order by December 10.

See inside the book ↓

Peek inside

The first pages, just as they are in the book.

Mommy, Daddy and their little one smile together. A glowing compass tattoo on Mommy's arm, a guitar tattoo on Daddy's.
My Mommy and Daddy have tattoos—
bright splashes of reds, greens, and blues.
They zig and they zag, they swirl and they shine,
like tiny adventures drawn line by line.
Mommy, with flower and butterfly tattoos, runs through the park with her little one.
One sunny morning, we went to the park,
where swings swooshed high and tunnels were dark.
Daddy chases the little one past the swings, a bird tattoo on his arm.
We ran and we jumped with the wind in our hair,
while Mommy's tattoos sparkled right there.
Two curious kids at the park stare at Daddy's tattooed arm while he holds a finger to his lips.
But some kids froze and stared a bit
at Daddy's arm where colors sit.
“Whoa… what are those?” one whisper flew.
(I whispered back, “I'll tell you… shhh!”)
A rainbow and a little pirate ship sail out of a tattooed arm while a child watches.
'Cause every tattoo tells a tale—
of pirate winds and stormy sail,
of magic moments, brave and true,
all painted in a rainbow hue.
At sunset, the little one touches the compass tattoo on Mommy's arm as Daddy looks on.
Mommy's tattoos show where she's roamed—
the mountains climbed, the skies she combed.
A compass points both east and west,
guiding her heart to do its best.
Mommy and her little one sit among flowers, a peony and star tattoo on her shoulder.
A flower blooms beside a star,
its petals bright as candy bars!
It teaches her that love can grow
through silly days or storms or snow.

Then it's Daddy's turn…

The rest is for bedtime.

The two coloring pages in the back of the book: color Mommy's tattoos, and draw your own.

Plus two coloring pages, so kids can ink their own.

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★★★★★
“Funny, heartfelt, and full of love, this is one of those books you'll read again and again.”
Angela M., former preschool teacher · Amazon review

What you get

Who gets the second one?

Grandparents far away (read it together on a video call), a friend with a baby shower coming up, or your kid's classroom shelf.

Need it by Christmas?

Order by December 10. Media Mail is slow in December, and we'd rather you have it early.

Want one signed?

These copies aren't signed. A signed copy made out to your kid is $24.99 with shipping. Signed copies are here.

Cover of Our Kids Have Tattoos

New: Our Kids Have Tattoos. The grown-up companion, for the folks who raised a tattooed kid. Peek inside.

One to keep. One to give.

Two copies for $13.99, plus $6 flat shipping. Through December 31.

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